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Description: I don't care about fictional characters getting together unless it makes both of them worse. Pour that relationship disaster out on the table and let me snort it.

Description: Oh, you're going to know all about one particular topic by the time we're through. Sorry not sorry.

Description: Space Force Captain Julia Gray is in action and spouting her famous catchphrase!

Description: It's the stars of your favorite college newspaper strip, but older! Yes, when Julia Gray and Doris grow up, they become best friends SPACE FORCE CAPTAIN JULIA GRAY AND PRESIDENT DORIS!!! Who can say no to this t-shirt designed by somebody who learned Photoshop just thirty seconds ago

Description: Did you know A.A. Milne’s first Winnie-The-Pooh book published in 1926, and so is now public domain in the United States? Did you know that means that, legally, you can make any Winnie-The-Pooh merchandise based on that version, so long as you steer clear of any later, red-shirted derivatives? Huh! Weird! Great info!

Description: Dinosaurs don't roar! That's something movie monsters do. But birds are dinosaurs, and birds go HOMPK!. Let's strive for better accuracy in dinosaur t-shirts, ehh??

Description: Probably a great comic strip! The student newspaper should pick it up!

Description: It's a roller derby! Short one blocker because that character's not important.

Description: It's fun to wear an iguana on your head.

Description: Because those Stucky fanfics ain't gonna write themselves. I will send a dollar to Planned Parenthood for every shirt that sells! That's pretty great!

Description: If someone asks you if this is a t-shirt of John Turturro getting peed on, you answer, no, of course not, this is motor oil.

Description: Because honestly you don't really know. You can't really know. Tread carefully, peon.

Description: For those who empathize with the misunderstood pachycephalosaurus! He's not bad! He's just drawn that way!

Description: It's a rat and a brown-striped velociraptor! They probably get along very well! Look at them: getting along, exchanging pleasantries, not transforming into robots -- all those sorts of things.

Description: This tshirt is titled "Animated" even though it's a static image which doesn't move! That's pretty weird! What's that about?

Description: Is it a taco or is it a butt?

Description: Everyone loves Galasso's Pizza (and subs)! Everyone WILL love Galasso's Pizza (and subs)! Or else.

Description: Go, be rad.

Description: It's what dinosaurs say!

Description: just galosaurs being palosaurs

Description: It's Carla! She's better than you.

Description: It's Billie and Ruth. Keep them away from booze.

Description: She's a superhero.

Description: It's a buncha college folks, standing and looking at you. A different group than it was before!

Description: featuring all your favorite characters from it's walky

Description: The greatest webcomic of all time is now an article of clothing!